I Can Do What I Want

Some people don't quite understand our nation's Constitution.

The Ultimate Question

If there is an answer to a single question that will more determine your social status, it's this one.

Elementary, my dear Watson...

Repeat after me: "I (state your name) solemnly swear to never use this phrase in any of its forms or variations." Proceed.

It's in the Bag

Seemingly every person on the planet belongs to the CIA, Mafia, or some other secret program.

Happy Thanksgiving!

Thanksgiving is nigh at hand, which means Uncle Dwayne is just around the corner chomping at the bit to blast you with holiday cliches. Here is a special tribute to Thanksgiving ones. More holiday specials will come as Christmas approaches.

La Jefa

M'better half, the ol' ball 'n chain, Mama/Papa Bear, referring to each other as "Mom" and "Dad", the ol' lady, and this...

Stealing a Courtesy Beverage

I love people that live their lives worried about technicalities and jump to correct you at any chance. What's worse is people who base their humor on it.