Elementary, my dear Watson...

Repeat after me: "I (state your name) solemnly swear to never use this phrase in any of its forms or variations." Proceed.

It's in the Bag

Seemingly every person on the planet belongs to the CIA, Mafia, or some other secret program.

Happy Thanksgiving!

Thanksgiving is nigh at hand, which means Uncle Dwayne is just around the corner chomping at the bit to blast you with holiday cliches. Here is a special tribute to Thanksgiving ones. More holiday specials will come as Christmas approaches.

La Jefa

M'better half, the ol' ball 'n chain, Mama/Papa Bear, referring to each other as "Mom" and "Dad", the ol' lady, and this...

Stealing a Courtesy Beverage

I love people that live their lives worried about technicalities and jump to correct you at any chance. What's worse is people who base their humor on it.

Technical Difficulties...

I have been trying to post videos for the past couple of days and Blogger just can't seem to get things right. The videos are "processing" for hours, then it brings up an error. Hang in there. Once I can figure this out there are more coming. Check back soon. Grazie.

Bite Me

If this hasn't happened to you, then you have NEVER left the comforts of your home...nay...your room. This isn't the only variation of this one.

Bite Me

The Car and Toilet Paper

When someone asks you about your new car or comments on it they likely know what its purpose is. This guy and millions of others seem to not get that.



Just hand over the [toilet paper] and nobody gets hurt. Insert chocolate or other favorite dessert between the brackets for another classic cliche bumper sticker or license plate cover.